Catie Young is a youthful individual. I decided to write this blog on my own, to pay homage to her as an individual. She is, if nothing else, individual. This is evidenced by the fact, that she is but one person, and this is what is defined as an individual. So thus, she is one - an individual, that is. Her youthful nature is compounded by the fact that her last name is Young, a word which means youthful, or, not old. In fact, it is the polar opposite of old. Yes. She is actually only 3 days old. She was engineered inside a cow fetus, which makes her the first cow-human hybrid. One thing that must be noted, is that Catie Young has many interests. These interests are varied, and include many things. For one thing, she is in a band known as CYBJ - I forget what this stands for. It is a Christian rock group that specializes in Judeo-Christian Theological Geology.
Quotes by Catie Young: "What is a beach cumber? Is it a cucumber you eat on the beach?"
*Catie tries to spell* "sk djj kksleidksls,.ssls"
Friday, March 6, 2009
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4 comments:
Wow! This piece really speaks to me. I don't know why, but I really find myself connecting to this writing. Nice work, Ian!!!!
hahahahhahahaha.
Ian I love it!
Have you considered getting it published? You're very talented! Even If I'm partial to the subject.
Ian - please use your blog powers for good...not evil.
Very nice blog. I think it describes this person very very well, and it is very wonderful blog indeed. Keep up the good work :)
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